look at how frickin content this snail is with his little stick
i think we all need to calm down and look at this snail again
🍄Post-it-Love-Note look at that Edition🍄
#walk up into the murder scene like whaddup i got a shitload of empathy
Chris Pine cameo appearance in “Celeste and Jesse Forever” (2012)
“bro,” said jim as he took another hit, “do you ever notice how fuckin bright everything is?”
“yes, i believe i have made this observation before. shit is quite intense,” replied spock.
“these bright lights are everywhere… i can’t tell if it’s all the acid or like, if maybe the lights are there for a reason. almost like someone’s been putting them there all along,” jim mused.
spock raised an eyebrow. “nah bro, i don’t think that’s logical.”
jim sighed, and stared at the mysterious bright lights surrounding him “yeah man, i guess you’re right.”
that night, after they both passed out, someone appeared to jim in a dream. a short man, with black hair, and wild eyes. he had a crazed smile on his face. “the flare is good,” the man whispered ominously.
jim screamed and jumped out of his bed, looking around the room. spock, quite agitated, woke up and stared at him. “bro, you are tripping hard. go back to bed.”
jim shook his head and layed back down, praying that sleep would come.
but every time he closed his eyes, he saw the terrifying black haired man again.
so happy that richard speight jr, rob benedict and matt cohen decided to all become weird best friends
“Actually, my favourite pastime is watching the food network. […] It’s 24-hour-a-day food porn. I always pretended I was going to learn to cook, but now I realise I just like watching other people doing it. Over here, we’ve got a couple of shows, you know, the sort with someone like Anthony Worrall-Thompson being slightly obnoxious, but, in America, it’s so much bigger. I’ve watched the food network for, like, five hours on the trot.” (x)
Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
this is my new cover photo on facebook. i don’t understand why anyone hasn’t liked it. it’s fucking fabulous.